Lyrics Analyzation - "Lovebug", Jonas Brothers
Oh wow, what a bunch of fags. Look at that tie, INSIDE his shirt. Yeah, that's something normal people wear, right? And who the fuck is that guy on the right? I thought there was only three of those queers. Oh and yeah. That symbol totally means something buddy. What the hell is with these people? This article is by Cradsbury BTW. I'm just moving it, and thought I'd throw in a paragraph of my thoughts. Here's the original article.
So, I'm sure most of you know that the Jonas Brothers, the latest thing to fall out of Disney's ass, are insanely popular. They're kinda like the Beatles of our generation (ya' know, except the Beatles were awesome and the Jonas Brothers just suck).
One thing that the Jonas Brothers are infamous for in my mind is their horrible lyrics. So, I figured I'd write an article analyzing (hur hur, analyzing) the lyrics from one of their recent songs, Lovebug.
(People chatting)
Called you for the first time yesterday
Finally found the missing part of me
What, does she work for 411 or something?
Felt so close but you were far away
Left me without anything to say
I can relate, because whenever I talk to a pretty girl on the phone all I do is remain silent, except for a heavy, Darth-Vader esque breathing. Maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend (Hey, ladies, I've available!)
(CHORUS)
Now I'm speechless, over the edge
I'm just breathless
Asthma, possibly?
I never thought that I'd catch this love bug again
Oh, I get it! See, it's like he's fallen in love, and it's like it's a horrible, debilitating disease, hence "bug". Haha, oh, that's horrible...
Hopeless, head over heels in the moment
I'm having a tough time imagining what that would look like...
I never thought that I'd get hit by this love bug again
So wait, first you "caught the lovebug", now it's hitting you? Passive-aggressive bug assholes...
(people chatting)
Again with the people chatting. It's not like it's an integral part of the song, so did they just throw that in for the hell of it?
I can't get your smile out of my mind
[I can't get you out of my mind]
I think about your eyes all the time
You're beautiful but you don't even try
(You don't even, don't even try)
Lines so good they had to repeat them twice.
Modesty is just so hard to find
Because the Jonas Brothers are very modest about their fame.
(CHORUS)
Now I'm speechless, over the edge
I'm just breathless
I never thought that I'd catch this love bug again
Hopeless, head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I'd get hit by this love bug again
Kissed her for the first time yesterday
Everything I wished that it would be
Snore. Seriously, this is one of the most generic love songs I've ever heard.
Suddenly I forgot how to speak
How do you forget how to speak? I know that he's all caught up in this "magical love kissey thing", but really, you don't forget how to speak. That is, unless you've been bonked on the head pretty hard or got really damn high, which obviously wasn't their inspiration.
Think about it, all the best songs came from people that smoked pot, and then when those people came back 20 years later, when they were clean, their music sucked.
Hopeless, breathless
Baby can't you see?
Well, there was no previous mention that she was blind...
Now I'm...
(Guitar solo)
Or what the Jonas Brother call a guitar solo.
YEAH, OH
Really, did they just give up here?
Now I'm speechless, over the edge
I'm just breathless
I never thought that I'd catch this love bug again
Hopeless, head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I'd get hit by this love bug again
[ohhh]
Love Bug again
That isn't even a sentence...
[woo!]
(people chatting)
Good lord, why are these kids popular?